beware the slumpy

This is not true; the Amish don’t do that to chickens. Mustn’t start nasty internet rumors. My appologies to any Amish folks who happen to be surfing the internet.

Also: Please don’t be mean to chickens; they’ve got it hard enough as it is, what with all the egg laying and getting stuffed with ham and cheese. It’s not easy being tasty.

oxo,

Drosh.